what did tumblr look like when it was first made?
no mom don’t get out the baby photos
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what did tumblr look like when it was first made?
no mom don’t get out the baby photos
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Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
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February 28th, 2011. Sherlock’s addicted to something else now.
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go shawty its your birthday were gon party like its your birthday
what if your name could be an action instead of a word, like you’d introduce yourself like “Hi, my name is *starts doing the worm* Smith, nice to meet you”
Yeah but imagine how ridiculous it’d be trying to call out to someone - *violently doing the worm* Smith! SMITH!What about whispering someone’s name? *gently and slowly doing the worm* …..smiiiitthh…..smiiiiithhh…
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today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
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